Launch Party a Success

February 6th, 2009 // Two Balls

The launch party for burnthehole.com was a great success. We would like to thank our fan who showed up for sushi and drinks. Everyone had a great time. The women loved to see Bernie — pictures soon!

Angry Asshole

Sports Update

April 26th, 2009 // Angry Asshole

March Madness is now over, and what did you get out of it Sparky? Also — what has George gotten out of his Big New Stadium?

Holly is a Bernie fan and Other Info

January 27th, 2009 // Two Balls

Holly is a Bernie Fan? So today was a good day for the Angry A**hole. Even though my driveway was covered in a sheet of ice and my journey to the mailbox treacherous, I was rewarded with my latest version of our favorite Gentleman’s magazine — Playboy. The cover model this month is the smokin’ […]

Conspiracy Corner

Comet Elenin and the New Madrid Fault Line

March 1st, 2011 // Noble Cause

Comet screaming towards earth… causing earthquakes in Arkansas?

Sunday Quick Hits: Pole Shift, Holograms, UFOs, Time Travel, and Homeland Security

February 20th, 2011 // Noble Cause

Pole Shift, Holograms in Romania, UFOs, Time Travel, and maybe some new threats to the United States.